An open letter to...

[Roxi]

Dear Lemon....

Ok.........

 

[canidae]

Dear mosquitoes,

I must taste good, 'cause you are all over me of late.

And may I ask just why the hell you need to bite me over 16 times in one day?

I'm sorry to say it, but you suck!

Off to get bug spray,

I. Itchy

 

[Roxi]

Dear Canidae,

There is something that me and your wifey must confess..... All left handed people have the ability to control the Mosquitoes and well we set them on you for yesterdays mean comments... ENJOY YOUR SCRATCHING.. MOO HA HA

All the best

Roxi

 

[canidae]

Dear Roxi,

You are nothing but . . .*slaps at mosquito* . . .EVIL! :willy_nilly:

But, so, ok, now that I know you and my wife are in collusion, and since I can't get to you just yet, she will have to pay the price for your transgressions.

Off to off the wife,

V. Mongrel

 

[Roxi]

Dear Canidae,

Evil is not in my nature, but pay back is... As for you offing your wife i am pretty sure she wears the pants in the relationship so while you are cowering in the corner crying after she teachs you the meaning of PAIN i will sit here and laugh till i pee my pants.. MOO HA HA

All the best

Roxi

 

[canidae]

Dear Roxi,

My wife is already laughing at your last letter - haven't checked to see if she's peed her pants as yet.

As I still may need to keep her around for a bit, I will concentrate of your demise.

Now then, I am a fair person, so I'll let you choose between a very painful death, and a death that is very painful.

Watch yer back,

The Dog

 

[Roxi]

Dear Canidae,

BRING IT ON...... I will destroy you and then take your wife on a very nice vacation to Hawaii with the money we will get from the very large insurance policy we are taking out on you.......

Keep an eye out cause i am like a ninja you will never see me coming!!!

All the best..

Roxi McNinja Pants!!

 

[Anie]

Dear Edmonton,

Thanks for not stealing my credit card and money.

-Anie

 

[canidae]

Dear, Roxi McWhateverthehey,

I'd thank you for your kindness towards my wife, however, it will be quite impossible for you to take her anywhere when you will soon be pushing up daisies.

Are you feeling alright? Soon you won't be.

Oh and BTW, the last"ninja" to visit me is having a smashing time of it as rug in front of our fireplace - just FYI.

Preparing your beating,

H. Baskervilles

 

[Roxi]

Dear Canidae,

I believe that you truely believe that you will beat me.. So i pitty you, i will send over someone for a intervention so you can finally come to terms with your demise..!! Its ok that you are about to kick yo butt beat by a girl no shame in it.... And BTW I am going to Ninja you so hard that when you die you will be like WTF just happened!!!

Preparing your intervention for you....

Roxi "i am so Awesome" Ninja Pants...

P.s You idol threats do not scare me, i am immune to the male stupidity virus!!

 

[Brujahpriest]

Dear Gods and Goddesses,
Do you like me for who I am or am I more of a plaything to you generating amusement? Cause sometimes it's really hard to tell!

Thank you
BrujahPriest

 

[Goddess]

Dear Gods and Goddesses,
Do you like me for who I am or am I more of a plaything to you generating amusement? Cause sometimes it's really hard to tell!

Thank you
BrujahPriest

Dear Bryan,

That's a hard one. Of course we like you for who you are. . .but as a plaything for generating amusement. . .well, there is THAT, too. . .

Fondly,
Goddess

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Scumbags at work

I know that I have been gone
for a few day's. Just do me a favor
and try not to beat me up, stab me,
or rape me tonight! If anything I can take
the ass kicking and stabbing. But I am just far
Good looking to be getting the other thing!

Thank you
C/O
NF

 

[Goddess]

Dear Tom,

Wishing you have a safe night tonight at work.

Goddess

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Goddess

Thanks sweetie!


That is all
Tom

 

[canidae]

Dear Roxio Mc Bubblehead,

Please, stop, yer killin' me, and not in the way you intend.

I might actually die . . . of laughter!

Seriously though, where did you train for your ninjaship. I mean, you didn't get it out of a crakerjack box, did you?

And I don't make threats against idols, nor do I worship false ones. But never you mind that, as soon you'll be worshiping me . . . on your knees of course.

Yay me,

Doggie

 

[Goddess]

Dear Roxi and Canidae,

I'm loving this conversation. Just sayin'.

Goddess

 

[Roxi]

Dear Canidae,

First of all... what the hell is a cracker jack? Second of all, me thinks you are getting alil moody as i will not now nor ever will i be at your feet worshipping you... You will be my man bitch and fetch me water and food on command aswell as your wife... Fear the pain i will inflict on you as i promise i will not go easy on ya

Much hate,

Roxi

 

[jassilem]

Dear Headache,
Please go away.. you are making my tummy ache!

Sickly yours
Melissa

 

[canidae]

My dearest Roxi,

Look it up on the friggin' web - I an't your gofer.

Ok, so you'll have to clear it with the higher ups here before I become your man bitch or whatever, as I've already got someone here for that sorta thang.

I fear no pain, but again, I would be happy to add you to the list of those here that would like to inflict said pain on me.

And these no need fo hatin'. In fact, me luvs ya, we be friends.

Too much wine,

Dawg