An open letter to...

[Zorak]

dear wookie girl!!

HELLO!

i know waht yu are thinking. did he really do it? lets just say, a soft penis is very hard to type with

 

[VegasVixen]

Dear Eyeballs,

I know I have been neglecting you with the need for new contacts. They should be arriving soon. Now stop making it impossible for me to see unless I blink 110 times.

Enough with the dry eye syndrome,
Kimberly

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear zorak,

yes, he's there now
came back to get a different utensil
cuz they dropped the other one on the floor and broke it
imbeciles.
did you get wicked drunk?

xoxo
wook

 

[Zorak]

dear wookiegirl,

i got drunk at least. moderatley drunk. but i'm in such a dispondant mood i swear i just sober up with in a few minutes. cocking hell.

much love,
the z man

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear z man,

why are you in a despondent mood?
cuz you haven't talked to me all day?
i know

xoxoxo
wook

 

[Zorak]

dear wook,

that must be it!


with best regards,
z

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear zman,

i'm gonna go fix some supper for the lil wookman
i'll bbl
miss me
lotsa

xoxo
wook

 

[VegasVixen]

Dear Wook,

Have a great evening girlie. Catch you on the flipside.

Love Lots,
VV

 

[dazner]

Dear God,

If I see another letter again i'm going to shoot my fucking head off.


dazner

 

[Peter Parka]

Dear Dazner,

I hold no responibility for you blowing your head off.

Sweet kinky love


PP

 

[dazner]

***grabs shot gun***



***sips ice tea one last time***


!!!BOOM...BOOM!!!


***falls to the floor***




















***gets up after realizing they were just blanks***



Damn it!

 

[pjbleek]

hey Danzer,
please don't hurt 'em!

 

[dazner]

no the shot was for me but I have blanks only....and i'm not putting it into a letter format...bleh.

 

[Roxi]

Dear The DMV,

Why oh why are you such a pain in the ass.... why do i have to wait 3hrs to get my stupid Drivers License back, Why does it look like everyone who works there has a stick up there butt... And why or why do you have to stick the chairs so close together and shove me next to some weird guy who keeps looking down my top and then smiling at me.... ALSO why when i tell you i am 5'11 do you not believe me and make me stand by a wall to measure me... Why are you so retarted DMV....

Roxi

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Roxi,
I have to go there soon......meet ya at the waiting room
~PJ~

 

[Roxi]

Dear PJ,

I hate the DMV... bring snacks and a portable DVD player pls...

Roxi

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Roxi,
and the compootah with web cam...so we can go to the OTZ and have a live chat with everyone....
~PJ~

 

[Peter Parka]

Dear eveyone,

I nee TP for my bungohle. my bunghole will not wait! I have no bung hole!

Love

PP

 

[Roxi]

Dear PJ,

Bloody awesome idea.. lets get it done.!

Roxi

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Roxi,
so, i won't leave the registry until then.........they might offer me a job........lol
~PJ~