Listen here you no good evil pain causing fuzzers back!
Don't make me come there.
Better yet don't make her pop any really good pain pills to make her forget about you.
Is that what you want? To be forgot about? Well just keep up those shenanigans and it will happen!
Sincerely,
The threat machine.
Yes ma'am, that is currently the plan. I am 98% positive that it's going to happen, barring any unforeseen roadblocks. Already have a house and a roommate...just have to find a job. I'll be about an hour outside of Boston.
It just hit me that I won't be able to watch you play every week when I move. This makes me a sad panda. I shall figure out a way around it...I can't go w/ only getting to watch my beloved dawgs play when they're on CBS or ESPN.
Dear Natasha,
That's so exciting! I hope you find a kick ass job so you can experience a new city and all the fun of that.
Good luck moving! That's a big move....wait is this Boston, MA or is there a Boston in GA? lol
Shey