An open letter to...part two.

[dancingpotato]

Dear Social Networking,

You have ruined my life. I hate you.

Go Fuck Yourself.

dancingpotato

ALSO:

Dear "Friend" who i have know since I was 3 years old,

Thanks for letting me know you are leaving the country for the foreseeable future. Very nice of you to keep me informed. Oh and thanks for inviting me to your leaving do also. I do know who my "friends" are. :sarcasm I hope karma comes and bites you really hard on your arse.

Piss off.

dancingpotato.

 

[Joe the meek]

Go Fuck Yourself.

Sums it up.

 

[teh_fuzz]

Dear people

I hate you all
thank you and please don't come back again
:tooth

 

[teh_fuzz]

Dear Facebook
QUIT SENDING ME FARMVILLE OR WHAT-FUCKING-EVER-VILLE-IS-IT-THAT-YOU-ARE PISSING-TIME-AWAY-ON REQUESTS

For I am busy trolling the Internets to waste my time in deleting said requests...


:tooth

 

[anathelia]

Dear Television and Movies,

Please start be considerate of my hormones and quit making me feel sad. It's getting really old.

Sincerely,
Crying Too Much

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear stores that typically sell boys coats,

PLEASE do not put the damn things on clearance so freaking early in the winter season.
Some people may actually need a coat half way through the winter and are screwed since you sold them all.
I did not enjoy having to go to FOUR different stores to find ONE coat tonight.
Remember, things do happen like zippers breaking.
STAY STOCKED!

Cranky momma Shey

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear douchebag
Just because you beat your kid.
Do you have to try and fuck with
us? You cock sucking faggot.

Tom

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Tom,
That doesn't sound like a good situation!
Shey

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Shey

Far from it dear.

Tom

 

[NoDak]

Dear *****,
You promised no one would come between your and my friendship. Guess you were only kidding us. Well, I have done without a closest friend before, I can do without one now. Just gonna make it harder for me to be close to anybody cause I don't trust very easily.
Thanks again.

 

[Mercury]

Dear Economy,

Rent is too damn high!

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Dear Management.

When you've finished your gloriously expensive pissing contest, can you please decide who gets to give me work orders, who gets to sign my expense sheets, and what the flying fuck you want me to actually achieve?

 

[Dana]

Dear consciousness,
You know what you should be doing in many aspects of your life. So why the fuck aren't you kicking yourself in the ass to do so?

Sincerely,
The rest of your physical being

 

[jassilem]

Dear *****

Please grow a pair and stop messing around

Sincerely
Me

 

[Aeval]

Dear 3 a.m.

We have to stop meeting like this, I'd rather sleep with you instead.

Me

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Me,

You do not need to eat a candy bar so stop wanting one.

Sincerely,

Your Fat Ass

 

[Aeval]

Dear Me,

You do not need to eat a candy bar so stop wanting one.

Sincerely,

Your Fat Ass

That could be a mass mailing...can you put me on the top of the list please?

 

[satinbutterfly]

That could be a mass mailing...can you put me on the top of the list please?

Hells to the yes.

 

[dancingpotato]

Hells to the yes.

I need on that list too :24:

 

[AUDRAA]

Dear three rings and an answering machine,
where have you been? Hope you are well is a bullshit copout and more needs to be said. A new beginning is fast approaching in a couple weeks and Id love for your support, you know how to find me and I hope you will because I miss you and think of you often.
~A