An open letter to...part two.

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Francis

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Dear Santa,

I will be shopping with my daughter tomorrow on our annual Christmas buying what daughter wants for Christmas this year day.. :mad

Please go easy on me.. :willy_nilly:

Yours truly,
Francis
 
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Dear Phantom, although I love you very much I am not lactating so you really can quit looking for tits in my hair. Also, please quit kneading me with your claws and though sweet that you lick my face with your tongue and it is probably good for exfoliation, your tongue is very very rough.

Love your human mother.
 

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Dear Boss,
it really amazes me how you genuinely not give a fuck about not only your co-workers but your team leaders as well....
get a clue buddy!!!!
~PJ and the crew~
 

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Dear Thursday,
I'm so glad to say you are my last day to work til Tuesday.
Lets just hope you fly by!
Excited for the long weekend and time with family!
Shey
 

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Dear friend, God how I wish I could personally console you and wipe away your tears and make everything better. It hurts me inside to hear you're making your self sick over someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for his actions.
 

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Dear Subpoena for the day I'm supposed to fly out to Boston,

Please go away.

Kthxbi!!!

Natasha
 
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