An open letter to...part two.

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear mum:
Tell yourself to wear a bra. And put on some pants. Get out of your pyjamas. You think I'm bad? I'm not the overweight one who flashes her undies all the fucking time. My body, my rules, piss off.

Angry at your generation,
smart-arse daughter.

 

[freakofnature]

Dear weather,




Unthawed,
zirc

 

[dkwrtw]

Dear Wyatt Earp

I may have overreacted a little

Sincerely,
Aron

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear Saturday the 1st of January:
I hear you are going to be 39 degrees out where I live. How am I going to survive? Truly devastating, I am ashamed of you weather

Sincerely,
Kimmimmeh.

 

[dkwrtw]

Dear Todd Duffee,

I know this might be too much to ask of you but please don't be a glass jaw'd piece of human garbage tomorrow, for the first and likely only time I am on your side, don't screw this up. You piece of shit.

Sincerely,
Aron

 

[darkangel]

Dear internal sleep clock,

Why did I wake up at 3am? :mad

Slightly pissed,
DA

 

[edgray]

Dear Rain,

You really have to be doing this right now?

Annoyed,
Ed

 

[edgray]

Dear Poverty,

You suck. Like, really suck.

I hate you.

Ed

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear body:
You look damn fine, I'm glad you managed to avoid putting weight on over Christmas. Fucking success! You lose Christmas, mwahahaha!!!

Winner,
Kimmeh.

 

[edgray]

Dear body:
You look damn fine, I'm glad you managed to avoid putting weight on over Christmas. Fucking success! You lose Christmas, mwahahaha!!!

Winner,
Kimmeh.

:thumbup

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Road Trip,

Car's ready to roll.
Coffee's down the hatch.
Weather so far is cooperating.
Be kind.

Buckling up,
RedRyder and Friends

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear life:
You're so boring right now.

From,
Kim.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear Redryder

Have a safe journey


Tuffy

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Shey

Congrats on the good luck!
Not sure what your talking about.

Tom






Dear Weather

Please dont cause the roads to
close. I really want to go to Sedona
tomorrow.

Tom

 

[anathelia]

Dear tummy:


I am aware that you are hungry. You can stop informing me.
Get used to it.


Sincerely,
Me.

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Redryder

Have a safe journey


Tuffy

Dear Tuffy,

Thankz.
Safe is as Safe does.
(Although playing dodge the vehicle had it's promising moments!)

Safe and Soundly Yours,
RedRyder

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear work:
Although I got called in to do a crap shift, and out of the kindness of my heart I accepted it and now regret it, I'm kinda happy because it will expand my bank account even more.

From your wealthy worker,
Kim.

 

[dkwrtw]

Dear Todd Duffee,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is All.
Aron

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear new year:
Looks like another crap one. The usual. Oh well.

Tired,
Kim.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear Year 2010

I had such a wonderful year....it is hard for me to say this, but I bid adieu

Auld Lang Syne

Tuffy