An open letter to...part two.

[Jessica]

Dear BBQ chips

I am not eating you today, but BEWARE! You will be gone tomorrow!

 

[itsmeJonB]

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

 

[darkangel]

Got to love Eminem!

 

[itsmeJonB]

Got to love Eminem!

i had nothing to say so i went unoriginal haha

 

[cam elle toe]

Now I have that Dido song in my head....but thats OK....twas a good one.:thumbup

 

[darkangel]

Now I have that Dido song in my head....but thats OK....twas a good one.:thumbup

:homo: My favorite! :thumbup

 

[cam elle toe]

:homo: My favorite! :thumbup

Whatever happened to her?


*sings....And I wanna thankyou...for givin me the best days of my li i ife........* is that right?

 

[pjbleek]

Whatever happened to her?


*sings....And I wanna thankyou...for givin me the best days of my li i ife........* is that right?

yeah, she came out with cd#2 and didn't fair to well, so shes back in the studio

 

[Tangerine]

Dear sprained ankle,

I have babied you and treated like royalty like you wanted. I REALLY need you this weekend. If you let me down and get all fucked up again I may just chop you the fuck right off. Do you hear me?


The rest of me

 

[Jessica]

Dear Opera

what in the world did you do with the edit text menu thing? It shows in every browser except you! And Yola works on you, but now I have to deal with this >_<

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Ayden

You know you are my
world and I would do anything
for you, son. But did you have
to crawl into my bed with me
this morning just to PEE?!?!

love your saturated
Daddy

 

[pink]

Dear Ayden

You know you are my
world and I would do anything
for you, son. But did you have
to crawl into my bed with me
this morning just to PEE?!?!

love your saturated
Daddy

:24: he wanted to make sure you were warm:yuk

 

[NuckingFuts]

:24: he wanted to make sure you were warm:yuk

See the thing is. That he was wide awake, and didnt tell me he had to go pee. He just layed down with me and did it. Kinda got me wondering whats going on with him. This was the second night in a row. First night was his own bed. I guess it is back to pull ups at night.

 

[pink]

See the thing is. That he was wide awake, and didnt tell me he had to go pee. He just layed down with me and did it. Kinda got me wondering whats going on with him. This was the second night in a row. First night was his own bed. I guess it is back to pull ups at night.

Sometimes kids have setbacks. Try to limit how much he drinks at night or when he gets up or is awake tell him to go pee or however you tell him. If he says he doesn't have to say just go one drop. worked for me everytime I will be facing this again w/ Cheyanne soon it's almost time to train:yuk

 

[Veronica]

Dear Tom,

Welcome to my battle for the last 9.5 years. Austin still wets the bed everynight. He wets so much that he goes through his pullup and this is AFTER the doc put him on meds for it.. He gets no drink after 7pm and is only allowed alittle drink w dinner.

Good luck
V

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Veronica

Thank you

Tom

 

[anathelia]

Dear rain:
Thank you for coming.
Just please don't take me away in a flood
while I go to my doctor's appointment today.
I really would like to live to see my daughter turn 1.

Affectionately yours,
Anastasia

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Dear people of AT&T

I swear if you don't fix my phone problems I'm going to go ballistic on y'all srsly this is beyondthe point of stupidity!

 

[itsmeJonB]

Dear T-Mobile,
Open a branch in Nebraska and show SOHO good customer service

Yours Truly

Schnookums

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Dear schnookums,

I fuck I can't do it I'm laughing too hard at calling you schnookums :24::24::24: