An open letter to...part two.

[pjbleek]

Dear woman at grocery store,
you were just a tad bit loud...next time wear your hearing aid.
K? tanks! buy, buy
~PJ~

 

[Mercury]

Dear bee that decided to fly into my car while I was driving,

I understand that you probably were just flying by with no intention of entering my car but please understand that your sudden presence causes me to become quite uncomfortable and to swerve in the lanes. Fortunately, I was able to roll down all the windows thanks to the genius who invented automatic windows and you were able to escape. I would prefer it if you would remain outside of my vehicle in the future.

Keep it real,

Merc

 

[pjbleek]

Dear People either coming or going,
hoping you all have safe flights and get to your destination safe and sound
Thanks!
~PJ~

 

[dancingpotato]

Dear Me,

Quit being so tired. It's not good for your mentality.

Thank you.

Me.

 

[Natasha]

Dear Birthday Weekend,

Not that you haven't been perfectly lovely, but the majority of planned activities being canceled sucks. So next year, let's try to do better, k???

Thanks,

Tasha

 

[Aeval]

Dear Backstabbing, delusional whore:

We are 2 seperate divisions - YOU do not have say over what happens in our group, you DO NOT dictate what will happen here. Get your fuckinig ugly head around that fact and do your job...stop trying to do everyone else's and fucking things up!

Sincerely,

employee of the month

 

[pjbleek]

Dearest colleagues,
I know that I did screw up that night and be aware my walking on pins and needles in trying to find out my punishment is killing my psyche ATM; so please, hand down the sentence so we can get over it once and for all.
Thanks,

 

[Natasha]

Dear EMS Expo - New Orleans,

Although I appreciate the invite, I don't think it would be wise to tempt fate a second time.

Sincerely,

Outrunning a Category 5 Hurricane ONCE was enough for me

 

[Jezzebelle]

FFS I wish you could just be comfortable being you for once in your fucking life, and stop worrying about what I'm doing.

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear handsome loves of my life,
You're growing up way too fast!
Third and second grade already....REALLY?!
Well, here's to hoping this year goes smoothly!
Remember I will be there to help you every step of the way.
Love
Mommy <3

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Dear World, you are awesome! Be sure to remind us of the fact occasionally, eh?

 

[Jersey]

Dear K,
I should feel guilty, butttttttttt I don't......karma is a bitch!

Sincerely,
THAT bitch

 

[jassilem]

Dear you,

Why do you keep doing this shit to me?
What have I done to deserve this?

Me

 

[dancingpotato]

Dear You Know Who You Are,

Thank you.

Love Me xx

 

[Brujahpriest]

Dear Me,
Stop being so hard on yourself. You are actually alright.

Love Yourself.

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear boys,
You do NOT actually have to slurp every spoonful of soup you eat!
IJS
Love
Mom

 

[cam elle toe]

Dear boys,
You do NOT actually have to slurp every spoonful of soup you eat!
IJS
Love
Mom

Dear Mum

Umm...it tastes BETTER when you slurp..surely you realise this?

Love..
Hungry boys

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Mum

Umm...it tastes BETTER when you slurp..surely you realise this?

Love..
Hungry boys

Dear Hungry boys,
That's exactly why I let you keep doing it and only complained on here.
Mom <3's ya!
Forever and always
"Mum"

 

[robdawg1]

awwww....sweet

 

[Jezzebelle]

Dear Karma,

Thanks

Jezz