You Stupid Bastard ! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world could you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth is shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and has now been named "America's Sweetheart.
You do remember, she just won an Oscar and proceeded to praise you up and down in front of the whole wide world while you were porkin’ away behind her back. You are really a piece of work ! You are one of the most hated asshole/cheaters on the planet!
How can you live with yourself? I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are: Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.
~Tiger
