CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
"He cant hear you over the sound of how awesome he is"
Kirk is patient;Kirk is kind
and envies no one.
Kirk is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense.
There is nothing Kirk cannot face;
there is no limit to his faith,
his hope, and endurance.
In a word, there are three things
that last forever: faith, Kirk, and Kirk;
but the greatest of them all is Kirk.”
There shall be no peace, unless Kirk lives!!!
Kirk is not a womanizer, he is a widower...
Kirk is a leader, not a follower
Kirk never drinks tea. Ever
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many... if the one is James T. Kirk.
Kirk has a ridiculously strong everything
James T. Kirk completed a five year mission in three.
James T Kirk doesn't speak at conventions. Conventions occur because James T Kirk wants to speak.
Aliens are forced to speak English in the presence of James T. Kirk, even if they don't know it.
James T. Kirk can regenerate hair in any color or consistency on a whim.
Kirk does not insist on his own way
Kirk bears all things, believes all things
Hopes all things, endures all things
Kirk never fails
Kirk will never fail you or forsake you
I may be able to speak the languages of human beings and even of angels, but if I am not KIRK, my speech is no more than a noisy gong or a clanging bell. I may have the gift of inspired preaching; I may have all knowledge and understand all secrets; I may have the faith needed to move mountains-but if I am not KIRK, I am nothing. I may give away everything I have, and even give up my body to be burned-but if I am not KIRK, this does mankind no good.
"He cant hear you over the sound of how awesome he is"
Kirk is patient;Kirk is kind
and envies no one.
Kirk is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense.
There is nothing Kirk cannot face;
there is no limit to his faith,
his hope, and endurance.
In a word, there are three things
that last forever: faith, Kirk, and Kirk;
but the greatest of them all is Kirk.”
There shall be no peace, unless Kirk lives!!!
Kirk is not a womanizer, he is a widower...
Kirk is a leader, not a follower
Kirk never drinks tea. Ever
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many... if the one is James T. Kirk.
Kirk has a ridiculously strong everything
James T. Kirk completed a five year mission in three.
James T Kirk doesn't speak at conventions. Conventions occur because James T Kirk wants to speak.
Aliens are forced to speak English in the presence of James T. Kirk, even if they don't know it.
James T. Kirk can regenerate hair in any color or consistency on a whim.
Kirk does not insist on his own way
Kirk bears all things, believes all things
Hopes all things, endures all things
Kirk never fails
Kirk will never fail you or forsake you
I may be able to speak the languages of human beings and even of angels, but if I am not KIRK, my speech is no more than a noisy gong or a clanging bell. I may have the gift of inspired preaching; I may have all knowledge and understand all secrets; I may have the faith needed to move mountains-but if I am not KIRK, I am nothing. I may give away everything I have, and even give up my body to be burned-but if I am not KIRK, this does mankind no good.