A young lady on vacation in Louisiana wants a pair of alligator shoes but is reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
"I'll just catch my own alligator," she tells one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free."
She stomps out of the store and heads for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drives home, he spots the woman standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
She takes aim and shoots the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watches in amazement as she struggles to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators are lined up.
"Oh, no," the woman shouts in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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"I'll just catch my own alligator," she tells one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free."
She stomps out of the store and heads for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drives home, he spots the woman standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
She takes aim and shoots the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watches in amazement as she struggles to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators are lined up.
"Oh, no," the woman shouts in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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