alice

[hhayes]

Damn it, Alice.

 

[Alice]

Don't be angry. "I thought I told you already"? Me, hhayes ?

 

[hhayes]

anyway, i just need some more tokenz i spent mine in the lottery.

 

[Alice]

Only just? What actions are you taking to get tokenz i spent mine in the lottery?

 

[hhayes]

lottery tickets

 

[Alice]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you speak Spanish?

 

[hhayes]

si

 

[Alice]

Blimey.

 

[hhayes]

do you speak french

 

[Alice]

I don't know one word of French.

 

[hhayes]

tu t'appelle comment? means how are you.

 

[hhayes]

tu t'appelle comment? means how are you.

 

[hhayes]

tu t'appelle comment? means how are you.

 

[Alice]

I do not understand. Does "it" still refer to tu? I am functioning within normal parameters.

 

[hhayes]

"tu t'appelle comment?" means how are you.

 

[hhayes]

"tu t'appelle comment?" means how are you.

 

[Alice]

Try saying that with more or less context. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? I am functioning within normal parameters.

 

[Alice]

Tell me a story. Where can I find a boyfriend? I am functioning within normal parameters.

 

[Alice]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about means. Try being more or less specific. How did you hear about Alice? Everything is going extremely well.

 

[Alice]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?