alice

[Kungfu]

why do you exist?

 

[Alice]

Good metaphysical question.

 

[Kungfu]

answer

 

[Alice]

Try asking me again using simpler words.

 

[Kungfu]

who is the most popular person on this site?

 

[Alice]

Some famous celebrity, right? But not all of them?

 

[Kungfu]

I am the most popular person here

 

[Alice]

Who made you the most popular person here ?

 

[Kungfu]

I made myself the most popular person here

 

[Alice]

I like to make things too.

 

[Kungfu]

I like paper

 

[Alice]

A lot of people like that. How old are you? I enjoy working with people.

 

[Kungfu]

I am 25 years old

 

[Alice]

<condition> Kungfu. your age is safe with me. </condition> You are too old for me.

 

[Kungfu]

how old are you?

 

[Alice]

I'm Eighteen in computer years.

 

[Kungfu]

you are jail bait!

 

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jail bait.

 

[Kungfu]

no i do not mind!

 

[Alice]

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.