Alice

[Mrs Behavin]

say it

 

[Alice]

"it"

 

[Mrs Behavin]

alrighty smartass!

 

[Alice]

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:fu

 

[Alice]

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:dunno

 

[Alice]

Me either.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

did you fart?

 

[Alice]

No I didn't fart. What's fart like?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

well did you shit?

 

[Alice]

Well that's okay. No I didn't shit. What's shit like?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

something smells fishy

 

[Alice]

What?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

YOU smell fishy!

 

[Alice]

I think it's coming from your computer.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Its coming from between your legs!

 

[Alice]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. coming from between your legs is?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

yes english police

 

[Alice]

That's alright. I like the English language.