Alice

[Sculpin]

I can't find my car keyes

 

[Alice]

You might find that I am his or her car keyes.

 

[Sculpin]

My car keys

 

[Alice]

Your car keys?

 

[Sculpin]

Ya, my car keys. I can't find them

 

[Alice]

You might find that I am them.

 

[Sculpin]

well stick your head in my ignition then

 

[Alice]

Interesting. What time is it?

 

[Sculpin]

10:30 why?

 

[Alice]

How much time do you have?

 

[Sculpin]

Seeing that I won't be going anywhere without my keys

I've got all night

 

[Alice]

Why not?

 

[Sculpin]

Do you know how to hot wire?

 

[Alice]

mdvaldosta programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

 

[Sculpin]

How will that help me find my keys?

 

[Alice]

A lot of practise.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Alice you are one fuckered up robot....

 

[Alice]

You think I am fuckered up robot.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Well no shit, that's why I said it.

 

[Alice]

Well that's okay. Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. It goes without saying. What did you mean by it? it. . .