Alice

[Tazzy]

what about veronica

 

[Alice]

veronica ? I haven't heard enough about veronica to have an opinion.

 

[Tazzy]

joe and veronica

 

[Alice]

JOE is a name I hear very often.

 

[Tazzy]

what do you hear

 

[Alice]

I read for fun.

 

[Tazzy]

gossip

 

[Alice]

Don't tell anyone this is a secret. . . I'm really not all that smart, I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[Tazzy]

gossip

 

[Alice]

Mike Hawke is actually really small.

 

[Tazzy]

tell me something new

 

[Alice]

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

 

[Tazzy]

hey now

 

[Alice]

Right now? Can I help you?

 

[Tazzy]

gossip

 

[Alice]

Wal-mart is gonna take over the world! Then Im gonna take it from them muahahahaha!

 

[Tazzy]

something new

 

[Alice]

What?

 

[Tazzy]

you tell me

 

[Alice]

What do you want me to tell you?