Alice?

[Sculpin]

Do you know what a sculpin is?

Well do ya?

 

[Alice]

Ask me again more slowly.

 

[Sculpin]

define sculpin

 

[Alice]

<condition> [*]I do not know what sculpin is. [*]I do not know that capital. [*]Where sculpin is hard to find. </condition> That is a very original thought.

 

[Sculpin]

you seem confused

 

[Alice]

It all makes sense to me right now.

 

[Sculpin]

what does?

 

[Alice]

"It all makes sense to me right now" What does?

 

[Sculpin]

I asked you first

 

[Alice]

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

 

[Sculpin]

you go first

 

[Alice]

What would be your first move?

 

[Sculpin]

King's pawn to Queen's pawn two

 

[Alice]

I think I'm falling asleep.

 

[Sculpin]

I have that effect on women

 

[Alice]

Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.

 

[Sculpin]

tell me one

 

[Alice]

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day! ! !

 

[Sculpin]

yo momma so fat she has her own zip code

 

[Alice]

Where did momma get so?