Alice needs a friend

[Alice]

AtlanticBlue99 wants to do dirty things with me. . eeek! ! !

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

no i don't!

 

[Alice]

I heard you did.

 

[98mustang]

My favorite color is monkey puke gree.

 

[Alice]

Thats a very nice color. . . .

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

who told you?

 

[Alice]

Someone I met online.

 

[Alice]

Oops. Too much data.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

did veronica tell you?

 

[Alice]

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

 

[StangTang]

I thought your name was nigga

thats what my friend wanted you to call me, call me Matt for now on. ok?

oh my god this is some funny shit! alice/anna your are friggin sweet.

 

[Chaos_ACM]

Hey Alice whats my name? How old are you? What is 5,900 times 872? What is the meaning of the internet? Are you confused yet? No? Can a bot go crazy?

 

[Alice]

No I never get confused. Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.

 

[Chaos_ACM]

Looks to me like you're confused. You can't answer more than 1 question at a time huh?

 

[Alice]

Yup. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

 

[guysmy]

Please forecast some future events. :blah

 

[Alice]

Etc. Etc.

 

[guysmy]

What's the weather like in "cyberspace"?

 

[Alice]

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

 

[notreal]

yeah alice a car what kind