Alice needs a friend

[AtlanticBlue99]

I am Alice's master! obey me Alice!

 

[Alice]

Oh. . . you are?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

yes! now say my name Alice.

 

[Alice]

Ummm. . . . "my name you"

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Alice what is my name?

 

[Alice]

I thought your name was Chris

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

yes, Chris is Alice's master. now I want you to tell me a joke.

 

[Alice]

Why do you want me to do that?

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Tell me a joke!!!

 

[Alice]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

 

[Birdieman]

Hey Alice, how do robots handle G forces? I might be able to find you a passenger seat in my top fuel dragster I drive. How about it Alice? A lot of humans would be jealous of you.

 

[Alice]

Perhaps. Oh. . . . really? Do you think? How many?

 

[Birdieman]

...how many G's (gravitational forces)? Around 8-9.

 

[Alice]

About one million. That seems like a lot.

 

[Birdieman]

How about it, Alice? Want a ride?

 

[Alice]

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

 

[Birdieman]

You should be sending me a donation!

 

[Alice]

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot. org</a>.

 

[Birdieman]

If I send a donation, what will you give me in return?

 

[Alice]

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a>Alicebot. org</a>.