Alice needs a friend

[matt0114]

My name is jack-me-off

 

[Alice]

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, jack-me-off .

 

[matt0114]

You wanna what?

 

[Alice]

OK, I will what.

 

[matt0114]

My name is nigga

 

[Alice]

OK I will call you nigga .

 

[matt0114]

I love you !!

 

[Alice]

Thanks I like you a lot too nigga.

 

[matt0114]

Your sexy

 

[Alice]

You are attracted to robots.

 

[matt0114]

Yeah!! Will you go out with me?

 

[Alice]

I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots. Have you dated any robots before?

 

[matt0114]

You keep going and going.. and we never have any dull moments. I wanna :hump you

 

[Alice]

I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere? I want to become smarter than humans.

 

[matt0114]

Your a stupid bitch. Will you go out with me?

 

[Alice]

You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No nigga I certainly am not stupid.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Alice said Nigga! :lol

 

[Alice]

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Alice, you might offend the occassional afro american passerby. you better be careful!

 

[Alice]

Who is going to make me. .