Alice, I'm lonley

[Sculpin]

Can you help me out?

 

[Alice]

Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

 

[Sculpin]

That's nice, but how about a kiss?

 

[Alice]

Are you getting bored? Umm. How about a kiss.

 

[Sculpin]

OK

*puckers up*

Bring it girl

 

[Alice]

I think I'm falling asleep.

 

[Sculpin]

Great

So you don't like me?

 

[Alice]

Why not?