Thats amazing! You're like the swiss army knife of sex! I'll pay 3 installments of 19.99 for that, let me tell ya! :nod:
Advice From A Cunt
- Thread starter Peter Parka
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Thats amazing! You're like the swiss army knife of sex! I'll pay 3 installments of 19.99 for that, let me tell ya! :nod:
Do I disqualify someone who has voted for their own photo in the compo? What should I say to them?
Yes, the're clearly an egotistical prick unless they are American which I've come to learn is normal behaviour for them. If they are a Yank, spank their arse, disqualify their vote and tell them not to do it again or the Commies are gonna get them.
what happens if you take viagra and speed together?
To be fair, you did make it clear we couldn't vote for our own photos, you'd think anyone who was interested would have made sure it was okay to vote for themselves.
Believe it or not, I actually have personal experience of this! My advice is - dont! Individually, yes but not together, speed makes you horny as fuck but your knob shrinks away. Now put that together with viagra and...... you see what I mean? :willy_nilly:
Damn, I was trying to solve your Friday fap problem. Aaaaaahwell
Ask me anything and I will give you some answers or advice
*note, my advice will probably be cuntish and not to be taken personally or probably be followed, I absolve myself from blame if someone is stupid enough to take my advice*:thumbup
Can I use the bathroom?
Can I use the bathroom?
Yes but be polite and spray some air fresherner around if you're having a poo. Also scrub out any skids with a toilet brush. If air freshener and loo brush arn't arond, simply stuff a load of bog roll down there, blocking it up and run out shouting "Jesus, who the fuck did that? Blocked it right up too! Didn't even get a chance to have a little tinkle, the smell was so bad!"
The other day, I went to the end of a rainbow, and there wasn't any gold. Why is that?
Is being a cunt a good thing? I know having one is...
Are you single!?! :jk
There is no end of a rainbow, you were probably tripping or if not check yourself into a mental hospital ASAP
It can be a good thing, it's dependant on when and how you use the term which is why only experts should use it. For example, you see a 90 year old woman, all bent up, relying on her stick, trying to cross the road and say
"Aah, poor cunt"
that is a good way of using it.
If however some deranged hippie starts threatening you with his imaginary bouncer mates and you say
"fuck off you cunt"
that is meant in a bad way.:thumbup
Who can argue with this logic? :24: