Advice From A Cunt

[Peter Parka]

Ask me anything and I will give you some answers or advice
*note, my advice will probably be cuntish and not to be taken personally or probably be followed, I absolve myself from blame if someone is stupid enough to take my advice*:thumbup

 

[JoeCool10]

LOL Ok I'll be first.

Should I dump my asshole boyfriend (she asked him knowingly)?

 

[Peter Parka]

LOL Ok I'll be first.

Should I dump my asshole boyfriend (she asked him knowingly)?

Can your boyfriend give you triple orgasms with his tongue? If not the answer is yes unless you can give him the same

 

[brieze]

Should I try a drug before I die?

 

[JoeCool10]

Can your boyfriend give you triple orgasms with his tongue? If not the answer is yes unless you can give him the same

I can give him that. He can only provide one. lol

 

[Peter Parka]

Should I try a drug before I die?

Yes, Meow meow is my drug of choice but probably you have already tried one of these - alcohol, tobacco, cafifne, paracetamol ect

I can give him that. He can only provide one. lol

Men find it harder to have a multi than women, your boyfriend should count his blessings and at least do the washing up from time to trime to make up for his incompetancy

 

[skyblue]

why do they call west hams ground upton park when thats not its name?

 

[JoeCool10]

Men find it harder to have a multi than women, your boyfriend should count his blessings and at least do the washing up from time to trime to make up for his incompetancy

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[Pumpkin]

I have a rash.

What should I do?

 

[Peter Parka]

why do they call west hams ground upton park when thats not its name?

Upton Park is the area where the ground is.

I have a rash.

What should I do?

Where's the rash?

 

[JoeCool10]

Upton Park is the area where the ground is.



Where's the rash?

LOL I was wondering the same :ninja

 

[Boomer]

Does masturbating to cows having sex make me a bad person?

 

[JoeCool10]

Does masturbating to cows having sex make me a bad person?

.......



:ninja

 

[Pumpkin]

LOL I was wondering the same :ninja

hahaha I'm actually joking, I just wanted to play

But if someone reading this were to have a rash on:

a) their ass
b)their feet
c) their balls

What would one do?

 

[Peter Parka]

LOL I was wondering the same :ninja

In that case, you're probably just tripping bad. Ride it out and dont do any more drugs tonight.:thumbup

 

[JoeCool10]

hahaha I'm actually joking, I just wanted to play

But if someone reading this were to have a rash on:

a) their ass
b)their feet
c) their balls

What would one do?

:24: You have a rash on your balls, Kate? LOL :jk

 

[Boomer]

hahaha I'm actually joking, I just wanted to play

But if someone reading this were to have a rash on:

a) their ass
b)their feet
c) their balls

What would one do?

Quick! You must find a hot nurse and have that all licked imediately! :willy_nilly:

 

[Pumpkin]

Oh sorry, did I forget to mention I'm a transgender?

Well...this is awkward

 

[JoeCool10]

Oh sorry, did I forget to mention I'm a transgender?

Well...this is awkward

:24: lmao

 

[Peter Parka]

Does masturbating to cows having sex make me a bad person?

No, it just makes you an honest to god pervert

hahaha I'm actually joking, I just wanted to play

But if someone reading this were to have a rash on:

a) their ass
b)their feet
c) their balls

What would one do?

a- cut down on the spanking
b - stop jumping around on nails
c - STD clinic, that is all!