Advert In Hackney Shop Window

[Peter Parka]

This is a genuine advert in a newsagent window in Hackney! :24:

 

[Sparkey Duck]

... shop for spastics...

I don't have the words....

 

[Niamh]

ahahahahahahaha

 

[skyblue]

what a twat

 

[HK]

Digs allotments? Let me write that number down!




Not.

 

[skyblue]

everyone online should text him

 

[Zorak]

It's a tough job shopping for spastics, but some art model has to do it.

 

[Darrell]

WTF are allotments and spastics?

Educate the American, my British friends.

 

[Zorak]

WTF are allotments and spastics?

Educate the American, my British friends.

Allotments: Allotted gardening patches for people who live in nearby houses,
Spastics: Retards. Comes from the old http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spastics_Society

 

[Darrell]

So an allotment is like a flower bed?

http://www.myflowerbeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/longflowerbed.jpg

and

LOL, shopping for retards. That's funny stuff.

 

[jassilem]

I thought allotment was graves...

 

[Zorak]

So an allotment is like a flower bed?

http://www.myflowerbeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/longflowerbed.jpg

and

LOL, shopping for retards. That's funny stuff.

You can put whatever you want in your allotment, they're generally just pieces of land leased to people who want more gardening space.

 

[Darrell]

You can put whatever you want in your allotment, they're generally just pieces of land leased to people who want more gardening space.

So you could build a structure there? Such as a shed? or is it limited to just vegetation?

 

[Zorak]

Comes with a shed

I don't think they'd let you build much else...

 

[Darrell]

Comes with a shed

I don't think they'd let you build much else...

Ah okay. Good to know.

 

[boombala]

What does it mean "I dig allotments." Does he want to live in the shed or garden or maybe both?

 

[JoeCool10]

Shops for spastics LMAO!!