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2 Female Declawed Cats or 1 Husband (Moon)

Date: 2009-06-02, 7:04AM EDT


Home(s) needed for two female medium-long hair cats OR my self-employed hunky husband. These two feline girls are sisters and it would be nice to find them a home together but not necessary. Both girls are tortoise shell colored. My husband is 6 feet tall with blonde hair and blue eyes- he is really cute.

The cats are very people oriented and snuggly. If you like a cat that follows you like a puppy and just hang out with you these are the girls for you. One of the girls is such a "puppy" I call her a puppy cat. The other cat is more laid back and regal. My husband is very snuggly and cuddly and very macho - he hates shopping and chick flicks.

My husband is allergic to the cats and he works out of our home so he doesn't get a break from them. His allergies are getting worse and the doctor says the girls need to find a new home or else my husband should find a new home - I'm attached to all three but since my husband brings in income, I guess the girls have got to go. The cats are free, there will be a $1,000,000 rehoming fee for my husband if you prefer giving him a new home.

Each little girl comes with her own carrier. They are 2 years old. My husband comes with his own truck, he is nearing retirement. All three are potty trained, however, my husband has a tendancy to leave the seat up.

The photo is one of the cats, I can send photos of the other cat if interested. A photo of my husband will be sent to all serious inquirers - you must show me the money first.

Please note - $1million rehoming does not guarantee I will let you adopt my husband. Your chances are much greater if you want to adopt the cats.

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I love that type of sense of humor.

If Goddess put the ad in, I think she'd leave out the part about the cats :p
 
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