BadBoy@TheWheel
DT3's Twinkie
My wife heard this this morning, and felt compelled to call me at the office and repeat it, right before I had to run into a meeting. I will not however tell you what she told me after she told me the joke, just use your collective imaginations...I know you all have them
Two southern sorority sisters are talking after one of them left to go to California for an entire week, it was the first time she had ever been out of her home state.
"Child....You are not going to believe what I saw in California"
"Well sistah...what ever did you see?"
"Girl....I saw women.....That kiss other women......On the lips"
"Oh no way" said the other sister
"Oh yes I did....."
"Well what do they call them?"
"They are called.....Lesbians"
They both pause and giggle a little
"Oh but sistah...That's not all I saw......I saw men.....That kiss other men.....On the lip's"
The other sister gasped "Oh no you didn't!!"
"Oh yes I did"
"Well what ever on earth are they called?"
"They are called......Homosexuals"
They both star in amazement
"Oh.....But that's not it yet sistah"
"Oh do tell"
Under her breath "I saw men............Men that kiss women......On their private parts...."
Silence filled the air
"Well......well what do they call them?"
The other woman perked up
"Well sister...I have no idea....but when that one finished on me I called him precious"
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Two southern sorority sisters are talking after one of them left to go to California for an entire week, it was the first time she had ever been out of her home state.
"Child....You are not going to believe what I saw in California"
"Well sistah...what ever did you see?"
"Girl....I saw women.....That kiss other women......On the lips"
"Oh no way" said the other sister
"Oh yes I did....."
"Well what do they call them?"
"They are called.....Lesbians"
They both pause and giggle a little
"Oh but sistah...That's not all I saw......I saw men.....That kiss other men.....On the lip's"
The other sister gasped "Oh no you didn't!!"
"Oh yes I did"
"Well what ever on earth are they called?"
"They are called......Homosexuals"
They both star in amazement
"Oh.....But that's not it yet sistah"
"Oh do tell"
Under her breath "I saw men............Men that kiss women......On their private parts...."
Silence filled the air
"Well......well what do they call them?"
The other woman perked up
"Well sister...I have no idea....but when that one finished on me I called him precious"
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