A Robot Bride by 2050?

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Not to mention no need to worry about condoms/birth control

Yeah, there's that additional benefit. I'm liking this idea already.

Hmmm, well I suppose the robots will make less mess and won't max out your credit cards buying useless shit!

Ditto. Economical robot.

Wonder if they can get some kind of factory job during the day to earn some extra cash? Bout time a woman paid for herself

Yeah, might as well get a return in your investment.

 

[dt3]

oh stop I was replying to the above post Amber is one hell of a woman she puts up with your shit I couldnt do it

But you do put up with my shit, just online instead of in person

 

[Boomer]

I wanna robo bitch that look like that chic from transformers. *drools*

 

[NightWarrior]

Megan Fox is hot.

 

[sexy.time]

word! shes one of my favs right now.

 

[Peter Parka]

The robot chics from Austin Powers were pretty hot until they mace you in the eyes with their tits!:willy_nilly:

 

[HisHoliness]

I guess the real women better shape up. Especially you obnoxious American women.

 

[sexy.time]

hahaha, you still cant recreate something as beautiful as a womans body. Sure you can recreate their behavior and alter in in which ever way ya need

but when it comes down to it, and pardon my language, Pussy is pussy. I for one wouldn't give that up for anything. Haha call me a perv why not, but sex is a natural and beautiful thing.

I guess thats stark-raving evidence that i will NEVER go gay.

 

[Boomer]

Yeah, I have to have a connection with the soul. I mean, clownin is clownin, but when it really comes down to it, nothin will replace a real woman.

 

[HisHoliness]

I dunno. Have you seen the advances in synthetic leather? I'd imagine synthetic pussy would be just as realistic. i.e. More durable, and less prone to stretching.

 

[Boomer]

I wouldnt mind having a robo chic that me and my chic could fucks with or something. That would be tha shit.

 

[HisHoliness]

I wouldnt mind having a robo chic that me and my chic could fucks with or something. That would be tha shit.

So you fuck the robot, and make love to your woman. Naturally, the robot will be programmed to never be jealous.

 

[dt3]

So you fuck the robot, and make love to your woman. Naturally, the robot will be programmed to never be jealous.

Yeah, but you're woman isn't programmed to not get jealous of the robot

 

[sexy.time]

hhmm, now thats a better idea.

I can just see the commercials now.

"Is you and your partners love life in need of a little spice up? Try the brand new Robo-partner XR69. With optional heated mouth hole. Batteries included. comes with FREE Robo-partner clean-up kit!"

haha

 

[Boomer]

Wurd. The robot will give you those weird bjs too. Like when your taking a shit.

 

[dt3]

But say the robot pissed you off and you destroyed it? Would it be murder, or would it be fine since it was yours?

I would say it's legal since you paid for it, but that would mean it's ok to kill hookers, and I hear it's not...

 

[sexy.time]

But say the robot pissed you off and you destroyed it? Would it be murder, or would it be fine since it was yours?

I would say it's legal since you paid for it, but that would mean it's ok to kill hookers, and I hear it's not...

ITS NOT OK?...................



oh shit......i gotta go home....too......get....my....um......watch.....yup.

*casually walks out of room and runs as soon as nobody sees*

 

[Boomer]

Could you imagine having a training robot? A robot you can kick the shit out of for pratice? Or that would kick the shit out of you when you need to learn how to take a punch? LOL It would be funny at parties. Everone gets drunk and jumps the robot.

 

[sexy.time]

lol yeah. but then we would get rebelious robots gangs that would sneak out of alleys and beat the shit outa you. well i could only hope that all they do.

sounds like the end of the world people. all i know is i wont be buying one of those. I know some really dumb girls that basically are robots so its not to far off.

 

[HisHoliness]

I know some really dumb girls that basically are robots so its not to far off.

Gonna hook us up with numbers, or what?