A Perfect Boyfriend

[Charmer]

I'm married...:tongue:

About the list...my wife never swears at me or me at her, but I pretty much am the guy on the list. My Mom loves to brag to people about me and my Wife and tell them we have the perfect marriage. A few things to add: we never argue with each other, we don't drink or do drugs or cheat on each other.

Yea, I'm bragging!!!

 

[SilentEyz]

well That is Brag Worthy Charmer.

 

[UncleBacon]

that perfect guy has been tarnished by failed relationships because girls running back to exes that treated them like trash and were assholes...now all we see is the woman that we like more than words can speak go running back to an asshole so that makes us want to be assholes ourselves...I can ramble on about this but I feel like I'd be beating a dead horse...but I'm sure you get the point I'm getting at...and I'm not saying all women are the reason but the few that are guilty you can thank for the dieing breed that you like to call the perfect guy

 

[ouachiski]

Agreed bacon

Im down with anything on the list but playing with my hair. Thats one of my NoNo's. Dont mess with my hair, my belly button or my side and dont point at my eyes with fingers or anything else(serious phobia witch involves another story). But if the woman is deserving I have no problem with the things on the list. But as for the letter thing, dont expect to be able to read it.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

eyah dont tickle me or you're liable to get punched in the nose. its a natural defense mechanism for me. ticking clare=male injury. I kneed matt in the nuts once for tickling me. I get to where I can't breathe. Like i could literally be tickled to death in less than 3 minutes. I'd asphyxiate.

 

[sharpies]

Yay, I got one or two of those...

Seriously, if this is the type of guy that you are after, you better give up now - no one can live up to all those.

If a guy is too sensitive he is labelled a woose, or mommy's boy, & besides girls prefer the bad boys.
If he is not sensitive enough, he is cold & besides girls like some one more sensitive.
If he loves you too much he is a creepy stalker/controller & girls prefer their freedom.
If he gives you too much freedom, he doesn't love you enough & girls want to be loved.
If he gets jealous too easily, he's a clinger & girls still want their old "boy" friends.

Allan

 

[TheOriginalJames]

*writes it all down*