A New Wife And A New Dog

[kelvin070]

Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog's still happy to see you.

 

[justmee]

your wife is barking at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. who do you let in?



the dog because the dog will stop barking after you let him in

 

[Nielisfranco]

haha.
What do you do when your wife is staggering around in the back yard...








Shoot her again!
(I'm joking, I am not really a chauvinist like that!)