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TTP | Domestic ”Pet” Dining

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March 10th, 2010


When it comes to progression and cultural sophistication, few countries set the bar higher than China. This week, the Chinese government cemented its legacy of forward thinking by announcing that it is “considering” legislation that would make eating dogs and cats illegal. So if you dig your calico in a savory Kung Pao sauce, or prefer a little chow mein with your Great Dane, it might be time to hustle your ass over to China for one last hurrah.
Some Chinese are up in arms, calling the possible ban "cultural imperialism." Other citizens feel it is an outdated practice. Until a decision is made, all animal shelters will supposedly remain BYOB.




19 Grams of protein in a 100 g serving of dog meat. There are 41.6 grams of protein in 100 g of low sodium Parmesan cheese.
Ewww … low sodium.


I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. John Steinbeck
 
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