SammyStephens
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A Man is crying in hell, the devil comes up to him and asks, "Why are you crying?"
The man looks up and exclaims "Cause I am in hell!!"
The devil looks down at him and says, "It isn't so bad down here, Hey, do you like to drink?"
The man looks up and says "Yes, why do you ask?"
The devil puffs out his chest "Cause Monday is drinking day, all we do is get drunk all day, puke your guts out and drink some more, it isn't going to hurt yuh, you are already dead! Do you like to smoke?!"
The man looks somewhat encouraged "Yeah I like to smoke"
The devil proudly explains "Tuesday is smoking day, we hit bongs and puff off Cubans, it isn't going to hurt you, you are already dead!!! You like to gamble?"
The man looks up smiling and is now excited "I love gambling!!"
The devil with a satisfied swagger proclaims "Wednesday is gambling day, we play craps, roulette, poker, you name it! And what is it going to hurt you? You are already dead!!! Are you gay?"
The man looks up confused "No, why?"
Devil looks down at the man in pity "Ouch, Thursdays are going to be rough for you"
The man looks up and exclaims "Cause I am in hell!!"
The devil looks down at him and says, "It isn't so bad down here, Hey, do you like to drink?"
The man looks up and says "Yes, why do you ask?"
The devil puffs out his chest "Cause Monday is drinking day, all we do is get drunk all day, puke your guts out and drink some more, it isn't going to hurt yuh, you are already dead! Do you like to smoke?!"
The man looks somewhat encouraged "Yeah I like to smoke"
The devil proudly explains "Tuesday is smoking day, we hit bongs and puff off Cubans, it isn't going to hurt you, you are already dead!!! You like to gamble?"
The man looks up smiling and is now excited "I love gambling!!"
The devil with a satisfied swagger proclaims "Wednesday is gambling day, we play craps, roulette, poker, you name it! And what is it going to hurt you? You are already dead!!! Are you gay?"
The man looks up confused "No, why?"
Devil looks down at the man in pity "Ouch, Thursdays are going to be rough for you"
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