A knock at the door

[Tuffdisc]

There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning.



I opened it to find a young - well-dressed man standing there who said -



"Hello Sir - I'm a Jehovah Witness."



So I said - "Come in and sit down."



I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked - "Well What do you want to talk about?"



He said - "Beats the shit out of me - I've never gotten this far before."

 

[porterjack]

Was there only one? They normally travel in pairs, i think you are lying

 

[pjbleek]

they came here yesterday and I offered cookies and milk.....

 

[porterjack]

they came here yesterday and I offered cookies and milk.....

Quite civil of you

 

[pjbleek]

was the least I could do....the seemed hungry for the good news, so...

 

[darkcgi]

good joke

i feel sorry for them
its got to be weird not nowing the real world but each to his own
as long as they are happy and not hurting anyone i say yeah