A Future Darwin Award Winner

[DACS]

Just been sent this by email. It's f'n classic.

http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/444116...ss/Australia+Day+Shocker.pdf?bf_pCrHBw_8kvLtm

I hope the link works - been trying to get it to work for a while... pity about the stupidly long address.

(by the way I have actually been on a road safety and accident investigation 'introduction' course... so that makes me a subject expert )

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Ah, you landlubber, the link be not working... The plank for yee...

 

[DACS]

Ah, you landlubber, the link be not working... The plank for yee...

And a length of 4x2 for ye... For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee..

And damn to the depths Yahoo briefcase... it appears it gave up hosting that 1.4mb PDF file, and it's way too big to attach to the message...

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Not good enough ye...

Dead men tell no tales, ye be warned

 

[DACS]

Yes they do... but only to scared little children. The bastards.

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Yarg, you bilge-sucking maggot. This be not bucco talk. A curse on ye.

 

[DACS]

This is the verbiage of Sir Christopher Newport, a privateer contracted by her Majesty Queen Elizabeth 1st, a noble to be sure sir, but nevertheless a pirate just the same.

And ye remember that melad, or ye'll be up on the yardarm just the same as the rest of the scabs...

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Arrrg, that's the crusty seadog I know, the most feared man on the high seas...

But be warned ye, ye'll need a heavy man-o'-war to sink this duck-caneer

 

[DACS]

I need a large squid?

 

[Sparkey Duck]

I need a large squid?

archetuethis!! A legend he be, I've seen his mighty jaws many times.

A curse of the high seas