"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist over the phone: "He got it from screwing our maid."
"OK, don't be too hard on him," the doctor soothed: "he's just a kid. Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc, I've been screwing the maid too and I have the same symptoms!"
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted: "I think my wife now has it too."
"Son of a bitch!" the physician roared: "That means we all have it!"
"OK, don't be too hard on him," the doctor soothed: "he's just a kid. Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc, I've been screwing the maid too and I have the same symptoms!"
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted: "I think my wife now has it too."
"Son of a bitch!" the physician roared: "That means we all have it!"
