A Call From Mrs.Guyzerr.....

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... but before I tell you what it was about I gotta confess she's not on my most liked list today. I won't go into those details but the call went just like this.


Place this vision and thought in your head. She never calls me during my lunch break at work unless something important happened... like the house burning down.



Anywhoo I'm sitting in my car eating my sammich when all of a sudden...



My cell phone - Ring, ring ( I know it's her cuz I have a special ring set )


Me - Hello ( very cautiously )

Mrs. Guyzerr - Hi honey ( all bubbly and bouncing off the walls kinda voice )

Me - Hello

Mrs. Guyzerr - How ya feeling? ( I started new meds yesterday due to my chronic back and shoulder pain )

Me - Alright I suppose. The pills seem to help with the pain a lot but are causing other issues. ( they are real powerful )
Mrs. Guyzerr - Really?

Me - Really... I don't make this shit up you know. ( remember that she's on my shit list )

Mrs. Guyzerr - I know that. It was just a comment. Like what are they doing?

Me - Well they help a lot with the pain... matter of fact I haven't felt this good for months. That doesn't mean I'm not hurting cuz I am... just not as much. But........
Mrs. Guyzerr - Well that's good. ( she cut me off at the " but ". She bad for that )

Me - Mrs. Guyzerr .... I said " but " in case you missed it. You cut me off again.
Mrs. Guyzerr - Sorry honey.... I didn't mean to.

Me - I know. So ya... the pills help decrease the pain but they are putting my sugar levels out of whack.

Mrs. Guyzerr - That's not good... there's always some sort of trade-off isn't there.

Me - yup..... what's up?

Mrs. Guyzerr - I bought a fish today. ( this is really why she called :D )

Me - That's great. We haven't had fish for supper in ages. ( something told me it was not of the edible variety :D )

Mrs. Guyzerr - Not that kind of fish. I bought a Siamese Fighting fish.

Me - wtf did you do that for? We have two cats!

Mrs. Guyzerr - I don't know... I just decided to buy a fish.

Me - Where are we going to keep it so we can actually watch the stupid thing and the cats won't get at it?
Mrs. Guyzerr - I paid 10 bucks and got the bowl, conditioner, food and the fish. Pretty good deal eh?

Me - Ya... it's a great deal but what are we going to do with the bloody thing?

Mrs. Guyzerr - You're smart... surely you have some sort of a screen to put over the bowl don't you?

Me - Ya.. I have all sorts of fishbowl screens laying around. I get right on it when you get home after work.

 Mrs. Guyzerr - Can I bring it home? ( wtf ... she's already bought the bloody thing. I can't tell her to flush it down the crapper.... just yet. Besides that I already told her I was excited in my own kinda way. I did that so she wouldn't get all poopy on me. She's not a spender and when she decides to buy something it's a momentous occasion )

Me - Of course you can bring it home. I'm excited just thinking about it Mrs. Guyzerr.

Mrs.Guyzerr - Thanks Honey... I love you.

Me - Have a good afternoon....... Bye bye.


How can I stay mad at that? :24: :24: :24:
 
HK said:
Your wife sounds funny lol :) like funny haha, not funny weird.
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Um... she has a good sense of humor Fred. She has to in order to have stuck with me for almost 30 years. The thing is this time she knew I was mad at her and wanted me to relax before she gets some so I don't read her the riot act. I think her plan worked. :24:
 
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Pretty :)
 
Tuffdisc said:
Pretty :)
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It doesn't look like that one. It looks more like a spotted hyena or something. I post a pic of the bloody thing once I get a bigger fish tank. You heard me.. a bigger tank. The one she has it in is about the size of a softball and no self respecting cat will leave that alone. I envision a dead fish or at the least a few scales laying upon the dining room table if I don't get something soon. Right now it's placed in the china cabinet for safe keeping.
 
zirconaz said:
My sister likes those fish too. Her last one was named Fluffy Menno. :24:
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Fluffy Menno is appropriate.

Mrs.Guyzerr has spoken. Considering we have two cats in the house named after vacuum cleaners, Hoover & Kirby, the fish has been anointed as " Dyson ". :24:
 
Guyzerr said:
It doesn't look like that one. It looks more like a spotted hyena or something. I post a pic of the bloody thing once I get a bigger fish tank. You heard me.. a bigger tank. The one she has it in is about the size of a softball and no self respecting cat will leave that alone. I envision a dead fish or at the least a few scales laying upon the dining room table if I don't get something soon. Right now it's placed in the china cabinet for safe keeping.
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Oh there are plenty of other types of fighter fish
 
Tuffdisc said:
Oh there are plenty of other types of fighter fish
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Yes I know Tuffy. Like I said I'll post a pic later. I gotta get a new bowl first and the night is still young. The store is a measly 25 minutes away and we always go out for coffee on Friday nite so I'll swing by at the same time.
 
I could totally see my cats doing the same thing if I brought a fish home. :24:

Also, when I first saw the title of this thread, I saw, "A Call From MacGyver". I was like... woah, Guyzerr knows Richard Dean Anderson? Awesome!
 
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