crackers90
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An 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the Doctor.
He turns up two days later with an empty jar.
The nurse asks, "Why no sperm sample?"
He says, "Sorry, I tried with my right hand, then my left, then the wife tried with both hands, then her mouth, first with her teeth in then with them out, then we got Ethel from next door to try!!! But it was no good we just can't get the bloody jar open!!".
He turns up two days later with an empty jar.
The nurse asks, "Why no sperm sample?"
He says, "Sorry, I tried with my right hand, then my left, then the wife tried with both hands, then her mouth, first with her teeth in then with them out, then we got Ethel from next door to try!!! But it was no good we just can't get the bloody jar open!!".
