Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
Got to thank an Aussie mate of mine for telling me this one.
This young bloke from the bush (that's 'Countryside' in Oz) came to the City and went into a Brothel.
"I'd like sex" say's the young bloke.
"You've come to the right place" say's the Madam.
"Ah, but I want 'Kinky' sex" say's the young bloke.
Pointing to one of her young ladies she said "Take this young feller upstairs and give him some 'Kinky' sex"!
The young lady took the young feller upstairs and say's "How about a sixty-niner"?
"A sixty-niner" said the young bloke "What's that"?
"I'll show you" said the young lady.
She then proceeded to undress herself and the young bloke. Positioning him on the bed she then lowered herself down on him but unfortunately f*rted as she did so.
"Gawd Geezus Phwaaar"! said the young bloke pushing her off.
"Sorry" said the young lady, and proceeded to lower herself down again, but unfortunately f*rted again.
"Gawd Geezus Phwaaar" said the young bloke throwing her off altogether saying "Sorry, love, but I'm not putting up with another sixty-seven of them"!
This young bloke from the bush (that's 'Countryside' in Oz) came to the City and went into a Brothel.
"I'd like sex" say's the young bloke.
"You've come to the right place" say's the Madam.
"Ah, but I want 'Kinky' sex" say's the young bloke.
Pointing to one of her young ladies she said "Take this young feller upstairs and give him some 'Kinky' sex"!
The young lady took the young feller upstairs and say's "How about a sixty-niner"?
"A sixty-niner" said the young bloke "What's that"?
"I'll show you" said the young lady.
She then proceeded to undress herself and the young bloke. Positioning him on the bed she then lowered herself down on him but unfortunately f*rted as she did so.
"Gawd Geezus Phwaaar"! said the young bloke pushing her off.
"Sorry" said the young lady, and proceeded to lower herself down again, but unfortunately f*rted again.
"Gawd Geezus Phwaaar" said the young bloke throwing her off altogether saying "Sorry, love, but I'm not putting up with another sixty-seven of them"!
