Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
The first is Smurf Sex: This occurs during the honeymoon period: you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage: you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, on the kitchen table, etc.
The third kind is bedroom sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex: This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw You!" This is called oral sex by some.
The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex: This happens when you get divorced and your spouse screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
The sixth kind of sex: is Social Security Sex: that's when you get a little once a month, but it's not enough to live on.
The second is Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage: you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, on the kitchen table, etc.
The third kind is bedroom sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex: This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw You!" This is called oral sex by some.
The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex: This happens when you get divorced and your spouse screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
The sixth kind of sex: is Social Security Sex: that's when you get a little once a month, but it's not enough to live on.
