primalclaws1974
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A husband and wife married in 1965. The woman lugged a large chest into the bedroom of their new home. The husband wanted to know what it was for. She told him that it was a special chest and left it at that. The husband was none to pleased to see it had a lock, but didn't pursue it. As the years wore on, he would ask what was in the chest or what it was for, but every time the answer was it was a "special" chest. Finally, on the day of their 50th wedding anniversary, the husband could bare it no more.
Husband: "I have been patient all these years, but I can bare it no more! You MUST tell me what's in the chest!"
Wife: "Very well, I will show you."
The wife produced a key, and unlocked the chest. Inside was a $50,000 and two kernels of corn.
Husband: "Why is there two kernels of corn in the chest?" the husband inquired.
Wife: "Every time I cheated on you I placed a kernel of corn in the chest."
The husband wasn't pleased, but he had stepped out of line once or twice himself, so he did not get angry.
Husband: "So, what is the story on the $50,000?"
Wife: "Every time I got a bushel, I sold it."
Husband: "I have been patient all these years, but I can bare it no more! You MUST tell me what's in the chest!"
Wife: "Very well, I will show you."
The wife produced a key, and unlocked the chest. Inside was a $50,000 and two kernels of corn.
Husband: "Why is there two kernels of corn in the chest?" the husband inquired.
Wife: "Every time I cheated on you I placed a kernel of corn in the chest."
The husband wasn't pleased, but he had stepped out of line once or twice himself, so he did not get angry.
Husband: "So, what is the story on the $50,000?"
Wife: "Every time I got a bushel, I sold it."