50 priests all died and went to heaven. God was there, and he had to decide who to let into heaven, and who to send to hell. He looked at them all and said "Raise your hand if, in life, you were a pedophile".
49 out of the 50 priests raised their hand, and god said "Right, your all going to hell, and take the deaf guy with you".
49 out of the 50 priests raised their hand, and god said "Right, your all going to hell, and take the deaf guy with you".