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Apparently, this contest isn't over yet. So.... here's a funny one for you.

Hockey Cups & Helmets


A little known fact...

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in
1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.



Okay okay..... another man bash funny..... but damn it is funny! :D
 
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RedRyder said:
Okay..... I posted this one here awhile ago, but I still find it very funny...


Women's Ass Size Study:

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting:


30% of women think their ass is too fat............


10% of women think their ass is too skinny......


The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
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I love this one!!!! Truest statement ever!!!!!!!!!
 
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RedRyder said:
Apparently, this contest isn't over yet. So.... here's a funny one for you.

Hockey Cups & Helmets


A little known fact...

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in
1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.



Okay okay..... another man bash funny..... but damn it is funny! :D
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that hit the spot...my day is now complete....thanks Red!!!:nod::nod::nod::nod::nod:
 
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Brujahpriest said:
I dont think I have ever paid that little for underwear... ever.



Another one for me... I actually almost bought this for my son...

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I need one of those onezies! :nod::nod::nod::nod:
 
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Brujahpriest said:
Thankfully we've been handed alot. (we've known many people with kids who were just getting out of the sizes)
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same with Liam.. That's why I will buy him the Harley Davidson stuff his dad likes... and stuff like that... :D.. So if I see a onezie that is 30 bucks I don't mind buying it.. :surrender
 
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Use your imagination when you read this joke..........

Since Little Johnny started school he's been walking home the same route and over the years has always met Agnes the prostitute just starting her evening shift and leaning against a lamp post. As he passes Agnes he always says " good evening Agnes ". She always responds " good evening " Johnny as she holds up her left little finger clasped by the right thumb and index finger. Well Johnny has been wondering all these years why she does that. The next day as he passes Agnes he says " good evening Agnes " and she responds " good evening Johnny ". He stops dead in his tracks, turns around and says... " you know Agnes I've been walking past you for years wishing you a good evening and every night you reply but you hold up that little finger, why do you do that? Agnes the prostitute looks at him and says " well Johnny that's how big I think " it " is. Johnny ponders for a second and says that's not fair Agnes I don't say ( puts an index finger inside both ends of his mouth and stretches it wide open ) " good evening Agnes ".

Try it for better impact...... :D
 
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Guyzerr said:
Use your imagination when you read this joke..........

Since Little Johnny started school he's been walking home the same route and over the years has always met Agnes the prostitute just starting her evening shift and leaning against a lamp post. As he passes Agnes he always says " good evening Agnes ". She always responds " good evening " Johnny as she holds up her left little finger clasped by the right thumb and index finger. Well Johnny has been wondering all these years why she does that. The next day as he passes Agnes he says " good evening Agnes " and she responds " good evening Johnny ". He stops dead in his tracks, turns around and says... " you know Agnes I've been walking past you for years wishing you a good evening and every night you reply but you hold up that little finger, why do you do that? Agnes the prostitute looks at him and says " well Johnny that's how big I think " it " is. Johnny ponders for a second and says that's not fair Agnes I don't say ( puts an index finger inside both ends of his mouth and stretches it wide open ) " good evening Agnes ".

Try it for better impact...... :D
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:24::24::24: that was great!!!
 
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My son brought home his reading words for the week last night

Hubby and I were in stitches.....Is it just our dirty minds?

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I have to get him to read them in random order too.....so some of the word plays were hilarious.

Lucky he is only 5 and had no idea why his dad and I were laughing so hard
 
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maybe so, like how they do it in disney cartoons subtle adult humor without the kids knowing whats really going on
 
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