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[skyblue]

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Osama Bin Laden sent mr Bush a coded message to let him know he's still alive:

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"--370HSSV--
--0773H--"
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[skyblue]

What have condoms and women got in common?
Their either on your dick or in your wallet!

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

A lady ran into her therapists office screaming "I'm a wigwaum....I'm a teepee..I'm a wigwaum...I'm a teepee"

The threapist said "Calm down...you're too tense"

 

[skyblue]

Husband say's to wife "My olympic condoms have arrived, I think i'll wear Gold tonight
Wife say's Why don't you wear Silver and cum second for a ****** change.