19 Things to do in a bathroom stall **
>
>1: Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor," May I
>borrow a highlighter?"
>2: Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
>3: Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
>bodily function noise
>4: Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
>5: Drop a marble and say, "Oh shiz!! My glass eye!!"
>6: Say "Dang, this water is cold."
>7: Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into
>the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
>8: Say, "Now how did that get there?"
>9: Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
>10: Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
>stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!
>11: Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
>12: Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
>paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, Whoops,
>could you kick that back over here, please?
>13: Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
>14: Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
>15: Say, "Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
>gonna do?"
>16: Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
>17: Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicusly lay down your Cross-Dressers
>Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
>18: Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
>see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
>19: Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
>
>1: Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor," May I
>borrow a highlighter?"
>2: Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
>3: Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
>bodily function noise
>4: Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
>5: Drop a marble and say, "Oh shiz!! My glass eye!!"
>6: Say "Dang, this water is cold."
>7: Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into
>the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
>8: Say, "Now how did that get there?"
>9: Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
>10: Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
>stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!
>11: Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
>12: Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
>paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, Whoops,
>could you kick that back over here, please?
>13: Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
>14: Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
>15: Say, "Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
>gonna do?"
>16: Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
>17: Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicusly lay down your Cross-Dressers
>Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
>18: Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
>see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
>19: Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
