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Zorak

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Breath said:
Top Dozen™ Items Breath Thinks About the English - Part II

01. You only have mini refrigerators in your houses.
02. Ya'll are wanna-be American tourists.
03. You have a pretty nice military.
04. It rains in England every day.
05. Ya'll drink in pubs (rather than bars or clubs).
06. English women are 2nd-class in your country.
07. All of you have visited mainland Europe.
08. Your cars are tiny.
09. You know a lot of history.
10. You hate American football.
11. Ya'll play chess.
12. You're mad that John Lennon was killed in the USA.
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1: Do you yanks have bigger fridges than us :O
2: I'd like to go to LA
3: It's downsized every year, poorly equipped and underfunded
4: if you don't like the weather in Britain, just wait an hour
5: clubs and bars are bloody expensive
6: A women ran this country even 20 years ago
7: Yes. Belgium, Luxemborg, France, Italy, Switzerland, Ireland although it's not mainland
8: I wish, everybody know has these great big fucking 4x4 (Suvs).... I spot one and I think "mummy on school run or daddy with penis issues"
9: My history isn't great, especially British history. But it's probably better than your average persons - I think as a nation our knowledge in history is getting worse
10: it's a fucking stupid stop-start game!
11: I do love a good game of chess
12:Just a shame really, are we mad at the US? Probably not. Would it have happened in any other economically developed country on this planet? No.
 
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Do you religiously observe a tea time with crumpets?

I know I like my double pounder with extra fat greased up and ready to consume with little to no exercize.
 
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Hans said:
Do you religiously observe a tea time with crumpets?

I know I like my double pounder with extra fat greased up and ready to consume with little to no exercize.
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ATTABOY!

Thats the american way... the only way!
now lets go get our cholesterol tested :24:
 
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LMFAO at loads of the things in this thread. All I can really say is you really need better tourist guide books about Britain if you really believe half the stuff you've come out with in this thread!:24::24::24:
 
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iono about that but they are definitely fucktards.

I'm convinced the women lay bricks for a living. And shaving is only for the beach.
 
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Stella said:
iono about that but they are definitely fucktards.

I'm convinced the women lay bricks for a living. And shaving is only for the beach.
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HMMMMM, hang on, i know alot of fucktards...but i dont lay bricks for a living, i do it for free (cuz im nice like that) And wth is wrong with growing ya bikini line?? Come on peeps....dreds are in this year! Get with the times plse.:D
 
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TMI but who am I trying to impress ffs?

He wanted me to grow it out. Like a 'proper English minge.'

Sick fuck.
 
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Hmmm, well, your ex sounds like a complete knob to be honest with you! Firstly,( and im not talking from first hand experience)..the majority of english "ladies" i know keep it smooth as a babys bum!.....though, i have been told through sources that apparantly men like a bit of "fuz"...well, in my opinion, men can get bent! ;)
 
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