10 Peeves Dogs Have About Humans

[Jersey]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things,
We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???


EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!

 

[Jersey]

ohhhhhh the pictures dont come up right away!

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Cats are better. As some comedian once said, dogs require attention. Cats don't. You have a bad day, the dog jumps all over you and shit. The cat'll just sit there, like, "Hey man, cheer up. Now get the fuck over here and fill this damn food bowl!".

Cats won't jump all over you, they'll give you your space

 

[Homer]

i like dogs but i think cats are so much easier to deal with .

 

[elluko]

Hilarious, but the pics dont work...

 

[SilentEyz]

That is too Perfect, and I am sure completly true.

But yeah the pics links take me to my email??

 

[Jersey]

idunno.. i got it in my emal, sorry folks--- but they pics arent as funny as the sayings

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha! Quality!

 

[Thebest]

Dogs are too... submissive. It's a challenge with cats. that's the cool thing.

 

[ervis3h18]

i love dogs, even though cats are easier

 

[bo_doz]

lol nice

 

[Boomer]

Thats good stuff! LOL

 

[Kat]

Bo you ass...change your avy

 

[Kat]

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[Anniston]

Complete dog person here! Love the peeve list!

 

[sundvlfn88]

All so true about the dogs

 

[RedRyder]

Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!!

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home!

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo, what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain...

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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'8'

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?







EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!


If you mated a Bulldog and a Shitzu..... would it be called a Bullshit?

 

[satinbutterfly]

Re: Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans

lol... Nice Red.

 

[AUFred]

Re: Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans

those are good

 

[Donnajoe]

Re: Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans

'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

I don't get that one >.>

But those are really really hilarious XD