10 month old for sale...

[Kat]

to the highest bidder. Shes got the sweetest personality...Shes the cutest thing in the world...and I promise you she does not wake you up by digging her fingers up under your eyelids...she does not throw tantrums and clock you with her toys...She does not eat everything including the lease agreement...and above all she does not ever and I mean ever....poop through her diaper and then sit there playing with the poop on the floor.

*Crib/toys/clothes included in the sale*

 

[Miranda]

I'm up for a trade....but no trade backs.

 

[Kat]

I'm up for a trade....but no trade backs.

umm...i need a little bit of info first...no info and no trade backs sounds kinda fishy to me:tongue:

 

[dt3]

Sold. But you have to throw in a night on the town with your avy. *Growl*

 

[Miranda]

As long as you don't mind being told NO 50 times a day, you'll be fine. He makes up for it in sloppy kisses.

 

[Kat]

Sold. But you have to throw in a night on the town with your avy. *Growl*

lol you sure you dont wanna check with amber first about another one...though im sure shed make a great big sis. night on the town with the avy...im sure i could figure that out for ya

As long as you don't mind being told NO 50 times a day, you'll be fine. He makes up for it in sloppy kisses.

hehe...how old is he? Shes just getting down the sloppy slobbery kisses and despite the type of kisses they are still the best.

Your trade offer is starting to sound better and better :tongue: (but wait is he out of diapers yet) there in lies the real question

 

[Miranda]

10 and a half months. A long way from being out of diapers, I fear.

 

[Kat]

:24: hey what are ya trying to pull here thats about an even trade...i was looking to upgrade past the stage of playing with their own poop *cough cough* wait I mean she never does that...so back to topic...i was trying to upgrade not switch to just a different sex :tongue:

god Im hoping mine holds off on learning how to say no for a bit longer...she already terrorizes the house and she just took her first real step today...shes been crawling and standing since she was 7 months old.

lol I guess I should come clean and say that everything in my ad i said she didnt do...she does, and enjoys doing ...though im guessing you knew that still wanna trade

 

[Kat]

wait wait hey donnie you still want her? (this might still work after all) :ninja

 

[Miranda]

:24: hey what are ya trying to pull here thats about an even trade...i was looking to upgrade past the stage of playing with their own poop *cough cough* wait I mean she never does that...so back to topic...i was trying to upgrade not switch to just a different sex :tongue:

god Im hoping mine holds off on learning how to say no for a bit longer...she already terrorizes the house and she just took her first real step today...shes been crawling and standing since she was 7 months old.

lol I guess I should come clean and say that everything in my ad i said she didnt do...she does, and enjoys doing ...though im guessing you knew that still wanna trade

Now that you've "confessed" I guess I'll just keep mine. He's afraid of poop.

 

[GuesSAngel]

well at least she isn't tearing your nipples apart lol

 

[Kat]

well at least she isn't tearing your nipples apart lol

lol been there done that alicia....thats why i quit breastfeeding...she liked to bite too much and ate more often than i could handle ...i do feel bad for you though...hows it going otherwise?

 

[Miranda]

well at least she isn't tearing your nipples apart lol

That just gave me flash backs worthy of a diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress disorder.

 

[Kat]

Now that you've "confessed" I guess I'll just keep mine. He's afraid of poop.

aww damn i knew i shouldnt have confessed ...

donnie...oh donnie...you still want her and how much ya offering :tongue: p.s. dont go back and read the other posts i made till after you say yes and how much you are gonna give me :tongue:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I'll take her Kat! Just ship her on my way!

 

[Suzie]

I didnt know you could sell your kids online... why didnt anyone tell ME about this?!

 

[Kat]

I'll take her Kat! Just ship her on my way!

shes on her way as soon as i can figure out how to ship her ...

damnit shes trying to con me into keeping her though sitting her laughing whenever i laugh and when i stop she pulls out the big guns with a fake laugh and a huge grin.

*pulls on the cute resistant shield*

Shes coming to ya amy :tongue:



and suzie i thought you knew that you could sell em' ya know its never too late

 

[GuesSAngel]

lol been there done that alicia....thats why i quit breastfeeding...she liked to bite too much and ate more often than i could handle ...i do feel bad for you though...hows it going otherwise?

besides that it's going good

 

[Suzie]

and suzie i thought you knew that you could sell em' ya know its never too late

Im already thinking of the best way to place their ad!

 

[Kat]

im having luck here already 2 people want her well it was almost 3 till i confessed but yours are past diaper stage so you might have better luck than me