Sammy apology and fun with home invasion thread

[SammyStephens]

Part I: The apology

I have been here a short time, I have witnessed how nice you people are. I have also seen several apology threads. With this I bring a heavy heart.

I must admit, while you people have not been at home I have beed breaking into your homes and posting on your computers. When I finish, I stick my used gum underneath the chair.

And I want to apologize to Tyler most of all.

*gets choked up*

It was I who used the last square on the toilet paper roll without replacing the roll anew!!

*sheds single tear*

However, I do not feel bad for Audoraa, she sneers at me and kicks sand in my face

Part II: Home invasion fun!!!

Since I have been inside all of your domiciles, let us take advantage. Name a poster and I will tell you what I have found inside their homes.

For example, in Anie's home I found a life sized sex doll made in the likeness of George Burns

 

[Alien Allen]

ok what is in Wookies home

be as graphic as you like

but within the guidelines to not get this get kicked into the underground

 

[Dana]

I must admit, while you people have not been at home I have beed breaking into your homes and posting on your computers. When I finish, I stick my used gum underneath the chair.

lmfao

 

[SammyStephens]

ok what is in Wookies home

be as graphic as you like

but within the guidelines to not get this get kicked into the underground

She has a 16th century torture chamber in the basement of her house. The floor is littered with empty tubes of KY and cans of red bull.

 

[jassilem]

Oh for the love of gawd! :24:

 

[Ryder]

Im laughing so hard right now.

 

[Alien Allen]

She has a 16th century torture chamber in the basement of her house. The floor is littered with empty tubes of KY and cans of red bull.

tell me something that would surprise me that was there

 

[dt3]

What's Wedz got happening on the other side of the monitor?

 

[BlackCherry]

Can you go back around and kidnap wooks and bring her here? I miss that girl!

 

[Ryder]

(To dt3's post)
Yeah...:cool

 

[SammyStephens]

What's Wedz got happening on the other side of the monitor?

A mirror, so she can check herself out like the rest of us do

She also has a collection of multi colored feather dusters

 

[SammyStephens]

tell me something that would surprise me that was there

A pile of hand towels and disinfectant

 

[jassilem]

What's in Alien Allen's house?

 

[SammyStephens]

What's in Alien Allen's house?

A stock pile of random anal probes with a note saying "use these if you abduct me space people"

 

[jassilem]

A stock pile of random anal probes with a note saying "use these if you abduct me space people"

:24::24::24:

 

[Alien Allen]

A stock pile of random anal probes with a note saying "use these if you abduct me space people"

those were chops sticks you dumb ass

 

[SammyStephens]

those were chops sticks you dumb ass

Then explain the note. I bet you have Deliverance on bluray don't you?!

I should have checked

OK, fine, you want aliens to stick chopsticks up your ass. You are the big winner, raise your hand in General Tsao victory.

 

[RedRyder]

What is in my house, Sammy?

 

[Alien Allen]

What is in my house, Sammy?

a drunk Dalmatian

 

[pjbleek]

I saw smiles.....well...I think it was smiles