What Would Brian Boitano Do?

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Peter Parka

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My favorite song from South Park the movie. But, as I am unaware of the guy, can someone please explain to me his greatness? Thanks.

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What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
[DIOLOGUGE]
did some one say my name?
who are you!?
im brain denihi
NO! not fuckin brian denihi
get the f*** out of here
oh.. byeie
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When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.
 
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WAY better than torvil & Dean....
Like totally better than even Dick Button :eek

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WAY better than torvil & Dean....
Like totally better than even Dick Button :eek

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Cant be better than Torvil and Dean, impossible to improve on perfection. However, I'm sure he could kick an "ass" or two because Torvil and Dean easilly could. Just dont be bringing that Tonya stabby staaby ice skater bird or whatever she's called into this.:D
 
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