Random PW thread!

[CRZY72004]

you don't have to leave it was just a Q

 

[Boomer]

House is more than a jackass...he's intelligent, sarcastic, funny, etc. I'm not "exactly" like House cuz I'm far from intelligent. But I can be funny and sarcastic sometimes.

Dont compare yerself to house! Yer you! Which is better cause yer a real person!

 

[sexy.time]

wtf are we talkin about........some show called house?

 

[HouseOvaries]

Not just any show..."the" show House! And I'm not leaving...I'm just being silly. I can't leave my mini-diagnosticians.

 

[sexy.time]

hhmm.....
random thought.....
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my
little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty
good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty
late.

 

[CRZY72004]

hhmm.....
random thought.....
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my
little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty
good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty
late.

Dude that's sad

 

[HouseOvaries]

What if a joint could smoke a blunt?

 

[Demonica69]

lol...thatd be cool....

 

[HouseOvaries]

lol...thatd be cool....

Lawl, ain't?!

So liek I clapped my hands together...10 + 5 = 15

waffles to the 2nd power??? =/

 

[Demonica69]

um...wtf dude? r u ok

 

[sexy.time]

Lawl, ain't?!

So liek I clapped my hands together...10 + 5 = 15

waffles to the 2nd power??? =/

BBWWWAAHAHAHHA dude i love the absolute randomness that you picked up on

 

[HouseOvaries]

um...wtf dude? r u ok

Me? Who is me? Me can't be you cuz you ain't me...

 

[HouseOvaries]

BBWWWAAHAHAHHA dude i love the absolute randomness that you picked up on

Picked up on? Lol, I've always been random a lot.

Get it? Not quite? Then, you should buy some ice cream and spit off balconies.

 

[sexy.time]

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be
"Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then
I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it
with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would
probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw
**** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

 

[HouseOvaries]

So liek I always wanted to become a doctor, but the thought of rectal exams wasn't my definition of enjoyment...

 

[sexy.time]

no sir......that would not be enjoyable.

hemmeriods should be called assteroids. just makes sense. but then a proctologist would be called an asstronaut

 

[HouseOvaries]

If a bear crapped in the woods...would his crap be hairy?

 

[Demonica69]

Me? Who is me? Me can't be you cuz you ain't me...

um yea...its very easy to confuse me...and well u just did

 

[sexy.time]

haha, perhaps.....just perhaps.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people
happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

 

[HouseOvaries]

um yea...its very easy to confuse me...and well u just did

Lol, Im so sorry. But I have no tissues available...:clap