Oxymorons:

[Donnajoe]

Another thing I stumbled across online:

Act naturally
Advanced BASIC
Airline Food
Almost exactly
Alone together
British fashion
Business ethics
Childproof
Exact estimate
Found missing
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Government organization
Legally drunk
Living dead
Military Intelligence
New classic
New York culture
Resident alien
Same difference
Sanitary landfill
Silent scream
Small crowd
Soft rock
Software documentation
Sweet sorrow

Such as...

Civil War

"Now, then ..."

Synthetic natural gas

Passive aggression

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Jumbo Shrimp

Microsoft Works

 

[Jack Sparrow]

hmmm... quite interesting

 

[triglad]

perfect woman??

 

[Alien Allen]

loving wife

 

[AUFred]

social security
postal service

 

[pjbleek]

Dumb Ass

 

[jctauss]

Hey !! Being military intelligence I resent that one.
Although it is true........ But still...

 

[iskittlelove]

Awfully beautiful

 

[Jman]

i dont know what this means..

 

[Alien Allen]

i dont know what this means..

Definition

: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness) ; broadly : something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements

 

[Tyler Durden]

Hey they were pretty fun

I can't find the oxy, but the moron is in my mirror!!